I thought I could get away scott free

But it turns out that I have finally begun to swell. *la sigh* Up until yesterday I had very minimal amounts of swelling in my hands and feet. Now (no thanks to the 1/4 bag of salted pistachios that I munched on last night) I have ballooned up. Bye-bye rings and cute sandals that no longer fit. Hello stinky slip-ons and cubic zirconium's.